Mention the Lord Of The Rings just once more and I’ll more than likely kill you
More cock, more cock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan
Is this a wok that you shove down my throat or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like London Planetarium
And all the people who you romantically
Like to still believe are alive are dead
So I’ll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall
God, I could murder a Cadbury’s Flake but then I guess you wouldn’t let me into heaven?
Or maybe you would, ‘cos their adverts promote oral sex
A Romany bint in a field with her paints, suggesting we faint at her beauty
But she’s got Dickie Davies eyes
And all the people who you romantically
Like to still believe are alive are dead
So I’ll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall
And all the people who you romantically
Like to still believe are alive are dead
So I’ll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall
Title parodies "Bette Davies Eyes" by Kim Carnes.
Sleeve parodies "World Of Sport" title sequence.
Dickie Davies TV presenter of ITV "World of Sport", ITV's amazingly bad World of Sport on Saturday afternoons. DD sported a phenomenal grey streak in his hair, "nice" blazers and managed to maintain an even interest in everything from the FA cup to Monster Truck Pulls. Truly the Beeb got all the good sport in those days. He's from Wallasey (i.e., Merseyside HMHB country), and attended Oldershaw School. Now how's that for trivia?
Opening keyboard riff is a rip-off of the War of the Worlds theme tune.
The Lord Of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. The sort of things Oxford professors of Old English do when they have too much spare time. Due to popular demand, virtually every scrap of paper he has ever written on has been published, including the totally unreadable "Unfinished Tales"
Michael Moorcock Science fiction/fantasy writer, much-beloved of a particular sort of saddo, particularly his Elric fantasies. "Moorcock" has an unfortunate pornographic homonym phrase used in the song. Also, it appears, he wrote some songs for Hawkwind and possibly even The Blue Oyster cult.
Brian Moore Charisma-free ITV footy commentator with a classic chrome dome.
London Planetarium Tourist attraction, projects spots of light onto the inside of a hemisphere. Near Madame Tussaud's with a classic domed metallic roof! Gillingham FC have named their fanzine "Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium" in honour of one of their most famous fans (which in 2006 gave up on the paper world and went online.
Roger Dean Culprit for the fantasy art on many Yes Albums. You know all those appalling prog rock concept albums you find for 99p in shops, with pictures of robots on horseback and suchlike? Chances are that Roger Dean painted it.
Cadbury's Flake Only the crumbiest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before. Yeah. Used to have ads [still used!] in which attractive totty unwrapped and sucked flakes in a fashion that was sexually explicit.
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