Them's the Vagaries [Cammel Laird Social Club]

Them's The Vagaries

You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently
Those corporate stunt shows you attend you’ll never get us back again
Say!

Hello spinal curvature
Get used to the mirthless furniture
Now we’ve kissed I’ve written this list
I thought you ought to know

Them’s the vagaries

Well I’ll not sit backwards on the train
I can’t say I’ll always flush the chain
And what I call pleasure you may call pain
I’m talking five day tests

Prepare to lose you dignity
As I ride to victory
Down the aisles at Tesco
Wearing nothing much at all

Ancient pack-horse bridges we’ll avoid
Marijuana bores must be destroyed

Bin men thin men lexicographers
Squid yes not so octopus
Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June
I simply won’t be there

No way joke shop excrement
Don’t say the light show’s excellent
It makes you smell like a laboratory instead of a
Fan of the band

Them’s the vagaries

Oh Brit Pop turquoise chips with apricot
Sheepskin nose-bands kids in Aldershot
You point to cages in my yard and you ask:
What are them things there?

Them’s the aviaries [x several]

And I’ve been saving these
Things just for you

And now the notes taken from www.hmhb.co.uk

Five day Tests international cricket matches which these days finish on the fourth afternoon (especially when Australia are one of the participants).