Half Man Half Biscuit Half Hearted

Half Man Half Biscuit Half Hearted

Ah yes. Why spend time typing up the lyrics to Half Man Half Biscuit songs? Because they are gems like no other. We celebrate British bands and artists for seminal musical works (think Bowie or Elvis Costello) and, unless you happen to know the late John Peel's inside leg measurement or you were enlightened as a student, the majesty, wit and sheer intelligence of the HMHB opus is ignored. Shame, shame, shame.


Over the years a number of web sites have recorded some lyrics and a multitude of research notes for the songs [see the excellent www.hmhb.co.uk]. The latter are invaluable to understanding the wide ranging and often obscure historical references. The former are a mixed bag, with only a few songs listed.


So what started out as a full hearted attempt by me to record the lyrics so my sister could understand the songs has developed into a blog post and a project to educate the half-hearted masses and to provide a definitive song list with lyrics.

They'll be other crap on here too such as my own songs "Progressive Dads", "People called Wilson", "Blog-proof iPod", "Armchair Expert" and "Holistically Challenged"- I need to finish writing them first :)

"...Baby I'm from the Wirral Peninsula.
A merciless despot with nothing to lose"

Monkey Man, June 2007

Please note that all lyrics are mostly my interpretation and are presented here to assist you in understanding the songs. They are the copyright of others.

You should also pay a visit to www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/ for HMHB lyrics - a superb site with a superb range of listings

Wednesday 20 June 2007

Depressed Beyond Tablets

I walk caverns and abysmals that I hope you never dream of
I search around for exits but I'm doubting if there ever was an entrance
In the first place
It's a bleak as the boondock
Where stern faced Neubauten rehearse

Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills

The sunshine and Jennifer seem such a distance
The universe is ruled by chance and indifference
And I'm shrouded
By inexorable darkness
And I tell you this for nowt
La Belle Epoque sang Black is Black
Yeah well I sing
Black is black is black is black

Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
The cloud base is low on the Clwydian Hills

While she's squealing with pleasure in the arms of her lover
To infernal regions I've been sent to gut humming birds according
To my sentence
Your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead

Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills

Oh the results of my lifetime
On a string of nil-nils
Hey Blakey does your bus go by the dark satanic mills
If I was in CSNY I'd be Stephen Stills
And maybe four more without the numerous pills


Notes taken from www.hmhb.co.uk

The title appeared in Chris Morris' "Brasseye" episode on Crime; a Ted Maul interview with the Huffords begins, "Dad unemployed; Mum depressed beyond tablets. You want to help these people, but the truth is, they're got to help themselves..."
Boondock rough, isolated area.
Stern-Faced Neubauten reference to Einsturzende Neubauten, German industrial godfathers.
Belle Epoque cite "Black Is Black"... Belle Epoque were a French 70's female disco group, Black Is Black was their major hit, #2 in 1977. The song itself was a cover of the 1966 #2 for the Spanish quintet Los Bravos.
Clwydian Hills A 20-mile range of undulating hill and moorland; not mountainous, but the views aren't bad. Separating the luscious Vale of Clwyd from the Dee Estuary, this open, expansive ridge is often called the north-eastern rampart of
Wales.
dark satanic mills from Blake's
Jerusalem.
CSNY (David) Crosby, (Stephen) Stills, (Graham) Nash and (Neil) Young, formed in 1968 from the embers of The Byrds, Buffalo Springfield and The Hollies.
Stephen Stills guitarist and vocalist for CSN(Y)

6 comments:

MickMacve said...

maybe four more without the numerous pills ????
I dunno - it's driving me mad

MickMacve said...

other results of my lifetime on a string of nil-nils
hey blakey does your bus go by the dark satanic mills

EskimoEric said...

Cheers mickmacve - that last verse was a tough one.

Monkey Man

Fallon said...

Minor correction:

Oh the results of my lifetime
Are a string of nil-nils

As in, his life's a football match, see?

Not sure about "four more"... that doesn't ring funny. Is there someone with a name that sounds like "four mour" that does lots of pills?

EskimoEric said...

Hmmm, I'm not sure Fallon. It doesn't matter how many times I listen to the verse I can;t catch the lyrics.

Anonymous said...

It's definitely 'Paul ...'.