Jesus Christ come on down!
If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt I owe someone a fiver
Maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded
They’ve been cooking on Blue Peter
Now they’re sampling the dishes
“I don’t normally like tomatoes John
But this delicious”
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
Take me home
The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out
“Where’s my fiorucci?”
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn’t tell the bread
Did you honestly think that they would?
And if 8 out of 10 cats all prefer Whiskas
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
Notes taken from www.hmhb.co.uk
Jesus Christ Right arm, over the wicket.
Bob Todd One of the two ugly blokes on the "Benny Hill Show", the one who didn't receive punishment.
James Dean, Marilyn Monroe Hollywood actor/actress of shortened lifespans.
Jimmy Clitheroe comedian, perennial naughty-schoolboy, died on teh day of his mother's cremation.
"If you've ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow" refers to the Dairylea soft cheese adverts. Pedantic note: they aren't even triangles.
Fiorucci Expensive and once trendy brand of Italian clothing.
Krona Unilever's idea of a replacement for butter and margarine. Remember those 'Danish margarine history' ads from years back? They were all a lie, Krona was first launched in Germany, apparently.
John [Noakes], Lesley Judd "Blue Peter" kids TV program presenters of 70's. Lesley Judd also did Whiskas adverts.
Whiskas was the name of the Blue Peter cat, as well as being a brand of cat food. "8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference chose Whiskas..." Like, the owners ate Whiskas too?
1 comment:
Lesley Judd advertised Kitekat not Whiskas.
thus "do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?"
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