Certain things have always been and ever more shall be
Walking down this country lane I’ll almost guarantee
North South East West 'twixt twelve and two
There’s a waterboard man in his waterboard van
Using up his hour in lieu
Don’t get too excited boy although it’s nearly spring
Because the serpent also hisses were the sweet birds do sing
Some say some day one of these fine nights
Councils going to ask Radiohead to switch off
I’m Slim Shady the real Slim Shady the other Slim Shady has gone to play tennis
I keep well away from places were they tend to wear
Glasses I am certain they don’t really need to wear
Feng Shui okay grab the DVD
Keep it upstairs ‘til the bailiff’s been and I’ll make herbal tea
And now the notes from www.hmhb.co.uk
“the serpent also hisses were the sweet birds do sing” – a quote from Thomas Hardy’s Tess of the D’Urbervilles.
Monkey Man adds:Feng Shui a far eastern thinking that means all your furniture has to go in a particular configuration or your karma will be out of kilter and you'll die watching tv. I'm kidding of course as I'm sure Feng shui does not allow tv's in the first place.
Slim Shady direct take on Enimem's rap riff from the eponymous song
3 comments:
Not to be pedantic (he wrote, which was of course his usual preamble to pedantry), but I think it's
'twixt twelve and two
As in "between".
Thanks for spotting the typo...I must have been stuffing my face with chocolate when I did that posting.
Yes, well....eating chocolate mars many a post :)
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